History
In the autumn of 2021, the infighting and drama within Comicsgate (a group of creators determined to make a name for themselves outside the mainstream comic industry) had come to a head. Factions were formed, alliances were broken, and soon brothers and sisters once united for the common good were on the verge of destruction.
That is, until a man named Vince McSix (better known as Six AM Comics) formulated a plan with his fellow goons, Muttington Man III, Macho Dan the Dandy Savage, and the "Drunken Pastor" Cal Jameson, to reunite Comicsgate through violence. Teaming up with Mark "Primetime" Poulton and Cowboy Phil McNulty (better known as the Le Pod Gods), they created the Comicsgate Wrastlin' Federation!
They quickly moved to provide a safe haven where creators could air out their grievances not with rage tweets and drama streams, but with elbows and knuckles in a squared arena where there could be no misunderstandings or "he said/she said"... Just "he hit/she hit".
And thus the CGWF was born! On September 25th, 2021, the first event aired: A copyright-infringing nightmare known as the CG Royal Rumble. 50 of the most infamous names in Comicsgate gathered—no, united—for a night of violence as followers from all over Twitter and YouTube tuned in to cheer on their favorite creators as they vented years of aggression upon each other. It was a glorious night and the beginning of a beautiful (yet occasionally hostile) relationship between two unlikely groups, Breaking Rad and the Le Pod Gods. After an even more successful event on December 4th, 2021 (Wrastlemania), the two groups agreed to divide the CGWF into two factions, Breaking Rad and Primetime, where the two channels would share match lineups and commentary duties.
Now a staple of Comicsgate (a niche staple, but a staple nonetheless!), the CGWF continues its success with 5 Championship titles and a controversial Death Match King crown.
All events air on Primetime Poulton and Breaking Rad, and are later trimmed, touched up, and archived on the official CGWF Rumble channel.
The Crew
These are the men who make the CGWF the spectacle that it is...
Vince "The Dad Bod" McSix
AKA Six AM Comics, the head honcho and CEO of the Comicsgate Wrastlin' Federation. McSix runs the CGWF like any other mob operation, and he does so openly and proudly. Arranging the matches, hiring (and banning) wrastlers as he sees fit, and flaunting his dirty money in front of the other members of his crew are just another day at the office for ol' McSix.
Mark "Primetime" Poulton
Mark Poulton is the main ringside commentator for the CGWF, overseeing every match and providing expert play-by-plays. In addition to this, Poulton also runs the Primetime division of the CGWF alongside his Le Pod God partner, Phil McNulty. He and McSix have an uneasy relationship, and fearing Vince's mob-like management style, Poulton devotes 25% of his daily routine to getting "swole AF"... Just in case.
Macho Dan "The Dandy Savage"
Quite possibly the happiest member of the crew, Macho Dan serves as Vince's right-hand man, co-hosting the Breaking Rad division of the CGWF, where he also serves as co-commentator to Mark Poulton (despite the fact that he generally knows nothing about the wrastlers themselves, their moves, or even what show he's helping host).
"Cowboy" Phil McNulty
Cowboy Phil serves as co-host of the CG Primetime division alongside Le Pod God partner Mark Poulton. A fellow pro wrestling enthusiast, he helps provide play-by-plays for all Primetime matches. That is, when he isn't suffering the paralyzing effects of COVID, which he contracts so frequently that he's earned the secondary title of "The Covid Cowby".
Muttington Man III
The other right-hand man to Vince McSix, Muttington Man the Third, helps co-host the Breaking Rad division of the CGWF and gives insight into the overall enthusiasm of the audience. A victim of crippling IBS, Mutt-Man is stationed inside of a plexiglass porta-potty hovering high above the Breaking Rad Arena in Fort Worth, TX, nicknamed the "Brown Eye in the Sky".
Cal "The Drunken Pastor" Jameson
Cal Jameson is the man behind the scenes, working hard to make sure the shows run smooth as butter. When sober, Cal handles the camera feeds in the arena and also provides post-match interviews, which he relays to Vince McSix via earpiece so that he can report back to the viewers. However, most nights Cal's just passed out in the locker rooms, and everything goes wrong.
Brian McSix
Brian is Vince McSix's older brother who was employed (at their mother's request) to referee the matches in the CGWF. He's routinely accused of accepting bribes to slow-count the pins, a rumor that Vince has frequently denied, clarifying that Brian simply "just can't count very good." On more than one occasion, Brian has been caught trying to sell the championship belts on eBay during the matches.
Matthew McSix
Matthew is the oldest brother of the McSixes. He was brought on board during the CG Royalest Rumble due to his younger brother, Brian, being fired from the CGWF referees union for inside gambling and a slew of sexual harassment suits from the female wrastlers.
Frasier McSix
Frasier McSix is Vince McSix's British cousin who referees the CGUK matches held in London, England. It's believed this was yet another hire dictated by McSix's mother, as he doesn't appear to be very close to his UK relative, one time even referring to him as "Niles McSix" with zero indication that he might have been making a joke.
Lecil McSix
Due to inflation, Vince McSix couldn't afford to bring his brother Brian back to referee a handful of off-season exhibition matches, forcing him to bring in his younger - and much slower - brother, Lecil McSix. In the end, it proved to be an even more expensive option, as Lecil required thousands of dollars worth of therapy following the anxiety he suffered from his fear of confrontation.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Teams Guests
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AARON LOPRESTI
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Bio: Aaron Lopresti may seem like your everyday, good-natured, Christian family man... But get that 6'2" giant in the ring and he becomes a wild Wraith of God, a Garbage Man taking out the jabroni trash. The blind rage only ever switches off when his wife Shelley reminds him that the sun's gettin' real low... While he's yet to rack up a win in the CGWF, he's easily won the crowd, being a fan favorite amongst Comicsgate Wrastlin' fans. Record: 1 win, 5 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "6'2" Yeti" by Six AM Comics |
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ADAM MILLER
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Bio: Adam Miller began as that guy who kept winning fan art contests... But soon became the man who defended the CGWF's honor when he took down Doug TenNaple at the Royalest Rumble. Trained (and later betrayed) by Andy Smith, Miller is an ex-cop turned digital artist who enjoys two things in life... Making art and breaking hearts. Literally breaking hearts. The man is so swole he'll punch a hole straight through your sternum. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Swolice Brutality" by Six AM Comics |
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ALI SANGUIS
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Bio: Ali Sanguis is a Fantasy & SciFi Author/Editor from the United States. When she's not working on her horror-themed comic, Eggbeater, she's bleeding her opponents black in the squared circle... whatever that means. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The Rotting Crown" by Ali Sanguis |
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ANDY SMITH
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Bio: Andy Smith is a comic book illustrator that has worked for Marvel, DC, Image, and many more companies in the field of comics and advertising. He is the creator of 1st Man and Kor-Dath: The Reckoning. Rumor has it he's not actually wearing a costume into the ring, but expertly applied body paint. Record: 1 win, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The First Man" by Six AM Comics |
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ANNA "THAT STAR WARS GIRL"
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Bio: Anna, AKA "That Star Wars Girl", is the only female wrestler in the CGWF to occasionally mix it up with the fellas in the ring. Sometimes sporting full-body Stormtrooper armor, other times in her signature STAR WARS tee, but always dazzling the crowd with her acrobatic moves and intense ferocity in the ring. After a horrifying loss to Mandy Summers at the CG MidSummer's Slam Death Match, Anna is currently a zombified minion of the Death Match Ministry. Record: 0 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "John Willy-Yub-Nub" by Six AM Comics |
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ART THIBERT
FASTEST RUMBLE ELIMINATION |
Bio: Art Thibert is a comic book artist and independent publisher. He is the creator of Black & White and is best known for his work as an inker for Marvel Comics on their various X-Men titles during the 1990s. There is much debate among fans whether he uses his unassuming presence to gain the upper hand while his opponent's guard is down, or if he simply does not understand why his friends are attacking him. Either way, it's always a fun time watching him defeat his fellow wrastlers, seemingly by accident, Mr. Magoo-style. Record: 1 win, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Not Going Away" by Six AM Comics |
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BILLY TUCCI
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Bio: Billy Tucci, the 'Teen Sensation', is a legendary illustrator and writer, best known for his creator-owned IP, Shi. He is one half of the tag team "PopXP!" with partner Nile Scala. Considered the bad boy of the CGWF, Billy was scheduled to wrestle in the CG MidSummer's Slam Main Event, but was denied entry due to Chicago's strict gun laws... and his refusal to wear pants. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 5 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Sensational" by Six AM Comics |
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BRANDON DIAZ
August 30th, 2022 |
Bio: Brandon Diaz is known as the muscle in the tag team duo, THE DIAZ BROTHERS. Displaying an array of both power and technical skills, it's easy to understand why he's the quiet one of the two - he's focused. Following their loss at the hands of the Gentlemen Scoundrel, Phill and Brandon attempted a solo outing in the 30 Man Rumble, only to result in a swift elimination for the both of them as a result of good old fashioned brotherly competitiveness. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Mulletov Cocktail" by Six AM Comics |
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BRIAN CHRISTGAU
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Bio: Don't be deceived by Brian Christgau's friendly demeanor and unassuming appearance, the man transforms into an acrobatic gorilla when he sets foot in the ring! When he's not crushing skulls in the Breaking Rad arena, he's most known for his comic series, Six-Gun Gorilla. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Six-Gun Vanilla" by Six AM Comics |
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CAL JAMESON
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Bio: Cal Jameson AKA The Drunken Pastor, is known mostly for being the creator of the forever delayed Shinobi Sasquatch and making up 1/4 of the Breaking Rad Goon Squad. Cal is typically behind the scenes running the show or interviewing wrestlers after a match. However, he has made some memorable appearances in the ring, displaying some of the most appalling heel-like behavior... And we love him for it. Record: 2 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The Saints" covered by Six AM Comics |
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CAMEL MOON
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Bio: Camel Moon began his CGWF career as a manager, accompanying Vinnie Tartamella to the ring during CG Royal Rumble, while his Camel Moon Nights co-host, Michael Bancroft, rose to stardom as the very first Men’s Champion. Fueled by jealous rage, he trains day and night in the hopes that one day he’ll finally topple his Australian frienemy to the sound of an amped up crowd cheering “Hail Salad!” Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Camel Moonlight" by Six AM Comics |
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CARLA TORNIELLI
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Bio: Carla Tornielli, the Ecuadorian Princess of CG, is better known by her books, The Grim Reaper 1 & 2 as well as her newest campaign Witch Hunters. When she's not doodling in the studio (or shaking it to the latest K-Pop craze), she's dazzling audiences with her energetic acrobatics in the ring! Record: 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Coconumb" by Six AM Comics |
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CECIL
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Bio: Cecil is a man that transcends mere words and descriptions, existing somewhere between idea and myth. Though none have seen his face, many have felt his fist in the arena (as well as various other sections of the body best left to the imagination). He makes up 1/4 of the J.A.C.K. Show and is the creator of Cash Grab, which he has vowed never to fulfill, and to this day has made good on his promise. Pants only slow him down, and pain seemingly makes him stronger - he is not a man you'd want to find yourself tangled up with in the ring. Following his death at the MidSummer's Slam Death Match, Cecil found himself a zombified slave to the Death Match King, Luke Aglietta, but has since been mysteriously resurrected as a chad of man, now going by the name "New Jack'd Cecil". Record: 2 wins, 6 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Funkawunkawahwah" by Six AM Comics |
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CELINA HERNANDEZ
WOMEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: Former champ, Celina Hernandez, entered the CGWF like a wrecking ball when she earned the very first Women's Title following a brutal fatal 8-way brawl against Comicsgate's fiercest women during CG Royal Rumble. Her signature move, "The End of Summer", was coined after it crushed her opponent, Mandy Summers, allowing her to make the final pin of the match. When she's not flinging her opponents around in the ring, she's doing art like an absolute BOSS, making comics with her man, Mike Murphy (who is long overdue for an appearance in the ring himself). Record: 1 win, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The Gods Fear Me" by Six AM Comics |
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CHARLIE'S LONDON
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Bio: Charlie's London was the first in the CGWF to represent the UK, making her debut during the Fatal 8-Way Women's match at CG Royal Rumble. While appearing small, friendly, and unassuming, the other ladies soon discovered that much like the films she enjoys, she moves silently... Like a little black & white ninja. She may not have captured the title, but she certainly captured the hearts of the audience and has become a fan-favorite in the women's division. She's even captured audiences OUTSIDE of the ring with her graphic novel Charlie's London. Record: 0 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Bamf!" by Six AM Comics |
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CHIEF JUSTICE OPTIMUS
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Bio: It's unknown whether Chief Justice Optimus is man, machine, or something in between - but when he drops the gavel of justice in the ring, those accused shall feel his wrath! Or something like that. The Graded Point Five ring leader has only made one appearance in the arena and was dispatched on night one of the King o'dat Thing tournament by Wyatt Holliday... but I trust we've not heard the last of ol' Optipops. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Order in the Ring" by Six AM Comics |
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CHRIS GRAVES
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Bio: Mark Poulton's personal body guard and arm-day trainer, Chris Graves makes Graham Nolan look like a rolling hill rather than the mountain he's normally compared to. He is the newest member of the Primetime 6 (the number is just a formality at this point) and occassionally assists Poulton with ringside commentary when Phil McNulty is suffering from yet another case of crippling COVID. As if we all weren't jealous enough of the man, this former Dynamite Comics artist also likes to humiliate other CG artists with his superhuman pencils and inks. Arm day, leg day... Art day. WE GET IT, CHRIS. YOU'RE AWESOME. Jeez. Record: 1 win, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "CG Revolution" by Six AM Comics |
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CHUBB
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Bio: Chubb is a name that strikes both fear and confusion into the hearts of his opponents. Hailing from the UK, the creator of Mary Boys (which many would consider the finest comic in CG), made his debut during the Battle of the Brits, an epic Hell in a Cell match showcasing the CGWF's talent from across the pond. The Cowboy Phil McNulty immediately took a liking to Chubb, and even made a rare appearance in the ring during CG MidSummer's Slam, just so he could meet his favorite wrastler... and proceed to beat him to a pulp. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Lager Stompin'" by Six AM Comics |
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CLAYTON BARTON
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Bio: Clayton Barton is one half of the Tag Team THE BARTON BROTHERS. While Korey functions as the brawn, Clayton acts as the team's brains, studying their opponents and planning attack strategies in the ring. While the two brothers prefer to act as a tag team, they have tried their hand in the Royalest Rumble, only to quickly turn on each other due to Clayton's 'constructive criticism' of his brother as he entered the ring. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Descendants of Madness" by Six AM Comics |
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CLINT STOKER
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Bio: Clint Stoker (Sweetcast) is a self-made man and there's no denying that... Just not so much in the ring, where he has preferred to share the limelight with fellow tag team partner Ya Boi Zack as the duo known as YA SWEET BOIS. While his friendly, Mormon demeanor is a staple of his brand, make no mistake, the man leaves his faith in the locker room when he enters the squared circle. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Sweetcast Theme" covered by Six AM Comics |
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CФMMIЭ МдЯK
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Bio: Commie Mark could be described as a man of the people... He could also be described as a filthy British Soviet. However you choose to identify him, he's a sight to behold in the ring, and one of the most intimidating wrastlers on the roster. Outside of the ring, he is known for his unique story telling with comics such as Adventures of Kim Il Sung and Best Korea, Not Daredevil, and more recently, The Krishna Kid. Record: 2 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "USSR Anthem" reluctantly covered by Six AM Comics |
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DALE KEOWN
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Bio: Mark Poulton's dangerous obsession with Pitt creator Dale Keown is known throughout every corner of the CGWF, but thanks to a handful of restraining orders, he's managed to establish himself as one of the CGWF's most iconic wrastlers. His signature move, Sweet Keown Music, has brought many to their knees... even to the grave. If Canada wasn't a communist wasteland, I'm sure they'd be proud. Record: 4 wins, 5 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Oh, Keownada" - "O Canada" covered by Six AM Comics |
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DON CHIN
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Bio: Some would say "Big D" Don Chin is the wild man of the CGWF. Known for his boyish charm and colorful attires, Don made his epic debut during King o'dat Thing as a member of the Primetime 6 and wasted no time painting a target on his back for CGWF owner Vince McSix (Six AM Comics) due to his antagonistic promotional videos and Twitter posts. His signature move, the Chin Lock, is amongst one of the most unstoppable finishers in the organization. Record (Solo): 4 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "5tephNE" by Six AM Comics |
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DONAL DELAY
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Bio: Donal Delay is a name which strikes fear into both wrastlers and toilets alike. When he's not crushing the frail bodies of men in the ring, he's crushing the art game with campaigns such as Brutas and Cecil's highly controversial Cash Grab. Record: 3 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Don Donal" by Six AM Comics |
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DOODLEBAGS
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Bio: To say Doodlebags is a mountain of a man would be more of a compliment to the mountains than to this behemoth of both size, strenth, and artistic prowess. Known initially for his work on Vestige 2, he quickly became known for his towering presence as he and Ink Spots sent shockwaves throughout the Breaking Rad arena during King o'dat Thing. To this day, few men have the stomach, gall, balls, or longing for death to enter the ring with this titan. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Pack Max Tons" by Six AM Comics |
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DREW EASH
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Bio: What's that? A damsel in distress?? Sounds like a job for Captain Luv himself, Drew Eash! If you haven't seen much of him in the ring, it's because this is a man with things to do and women to woo! Drew Eash is a beloved creator in the CG community, rivaled in prompt fulfillments only by the Fulfillment King himself, Mark Poulton. I would expect to see much more from this man in seasons to come... Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Luv 2 the Rescue" by Drew Eash |
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DWAGG
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Bio: Dwagg typically reamins as a Tag Team act in the CGWF with fellow crackheads THE CRACK PACK, however he did have one solo outing against Brofessional Andy Smith. Although he won, he claimed he was more of a 'social crack smoker' and the 'high' just wasn't there as a solo act. Record (Solo): 1 win, 0 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "On a List" by Six AM Comics |
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EDWIN "THE ACE" ACEVEDO
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Bio: When he's not cranking out quality comics, Edwin is a die hard wrastlin' fanatic - which makes him a dangerous adversary in the ring. Although being decked out in battle armor of unknown origins is technically illegal, Vince McSix allows it because it's great for ratings. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Take Off" by Six AM Comics |
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ERIC WEATHERS
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Bio: Eric Weathers is one half of the tag team GENTLEMEN SCOUNDRELS, and prefers his matches to be of the tag variety. However, he has stepped out of his comfort zone and into the arena as a solo act and proven to be quite capable on his own. When he's outside of the ring, Eric is known as the letterer on just about any CG-related book you can throw a rock at, as well as being the mastermind and artist behind the wildly successful Battle Brick Road graphic novel. Record (Solo): 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "I'd Read Me..." by Six AM Comics |
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ERIK HODSON
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Bio: Erik Hodson is a comic veteran and wrestling aficionado, known mostly for his ongoing web comic, Dinosaur Man. He also claims one of the finest mohawks in western civilization - It's actually rumored that part of his contract with Vince McSix demands his mohawk always be freshly gel'd before matches to increase the odds of an eye-gauge. Record: 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Son of Hod" by Six AM Comics |
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ETHAN VAN SCIVER
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Bio: He's a man who needs no bio, but per website template he's getting one anyway - the Human Sunbeam and Caesar of Comicsgate himself, Ethan Van Sciver. Like most CG veterans, EVS made his debut to the CGWF during the very first event, the CG Royal Rumble. He made his mark in the ring that night, taking out future champ, Kyle Ritter simply so he'd get back to work coloring his book. While he hasn't had the greatest record in the federation, he's a crowd favorite due to his brutal style in the ring, and the intrigue of whether or not he's wearing underwear under that disturbingly short toga (he's usually not). Record: 2 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Hello, Comicsgate" by Six AM Comics |
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FRAGABOOM
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Bio: Half man, half animal, pink fuzzy radical, savior of the pen and paper, Comicsgate fanatical. Known mostly for his talent outside the ring (such as his long awaited, crowdfunded resurgence of the beloved BLACK FLAG), Dan Fraga flaunts a lesser known talent in the arena - stompin' fools! His appearances have been few due to his chronic kidney stones (brought about by his gluttonous obsession with swalling Cadbury Eggs whole), but we're optimistic that we'll see more of this wascally wabbit in the future. Record: 1 win, 5 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Day in the Life" by Six AM Comics |
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GABE ELTAEB
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Bio: Gabe Eltaeb is more commonly known in the CGWF as one half of the tag team DOUBLE IMPACT. However, he began his career as a solo act, attempting to make a name for himself in the King o'dat Thing tournament and later the 30-Man Royalest Rumble. Outside of the ring, Eltaeb is known for his current campaign, Truth Justice America Way, as well as being the colorist on Eric July's highly successful Isom. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "American Way" by Six AM Comics |
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GRAHAM NOLAN
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Bio: There is not a single man in the CGWF that is more menacing than Graham Nolan. His Bane-like physique and disturbingly calm demeanor strike fear into the hearts of all opponents who dare square off against him in the ring. When he's not throwing his fellow Brofessionals around the arena, he's flexing his creative muscles working on projects such as The Ghosts of Matecumbe Key. Record: 0 wins, 6 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Graham Smacker" by Six AM Comics |
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INK SPOTS
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Bio: Many great wrastlers have underestimated the mighty rock formation that is Ink Spot's head, only to find themselves concussed and suffering mild amounts of amnesia. Ink Spots gained notoriety during the King o'dat Thing tournament where he barreled through some of the toughest opponents thrown at him, only for his journey to the crown to end at Shane Davis’s feet. To this day, CGWF analysts are still scratching their heads over how a force of nature like Ink Spots managed to lose to King Davis, with many speculating bribery in the form of Indiegogo backers for his campaign Frog G. Record: 5 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Spotted Inklets" by Six AM Comics |
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IRENE STRYCHALSKI
WOMEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: Irene Strychalski is the definition of a fan-favorite. The skill it requires to defeat her in the ring is rivaled only by the skill required to spell her last name correctly. While not making many appearances in the ring early on, she instead focused her energy on the now legendary graphic novel, Fiendish (the sequel currently funding). As her campaigns grew more popular, fan demand to see her in the arena once more grew until finally, two gentlemen known as The Diaz Brothers personally requested a title shot for the artist at their Beach Night Special Event. The rest was history as she graciously returned to the CGWF and made quick work of Piper to become the FOURTH Women's Champion. Record: 1 win, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Fiendish (Ish)" by Six AM Comics |
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JOE BALL
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Bio: What can be said about Joe Ball other than that the man is a big fan of Death... Death, death. Perhaps a future contender for the title of Death Match King? Joe Ball made an impressive debut at the CG MidSummer's Slam Main Event where he participated in the "Not Your Average Joe" Iron Man match against fellow Joes, Joe M Sonntag & Joe Fulton. He failed to score any points, but nonetheless gave the other Joes a run for their money. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Death, Death, Death" by Six AM Comics |
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JOE FULTON
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Bio: A man confident enough to name himself Albino Thunderbuns is a man worth fearing in the ring. Joe Fulton began his career in the CGWF as former champ Michael Bancroft's right-hand man, accompanying him to the ring in every one of his matches since CG Wrastlemania. However, once Bancroft lost his title to Kyle Ritter at King o'dat Thing, Fulton began preparing for a solo career. "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride" need no longer apply to the man with the thunderous buns, as Joe carved his own little corner in CGWF history as he defeated fellow Joe's (Ball & M Sonntag) at CG MidSummer's Slam to become the very first Not Your Average Joe - a title which means literally nothing, but has made for a fun gimmick nonetheless. Many have brought into question the relationship between Fulton and Bancroft since his transition from manager to wrastler, and perhaps only time will tell where they both go from here... ...They're probably going to fight. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Buns of Thunder" by Six AM Comics |
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JOE M SONNTAG
MEN'S CHAMPION
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Bio: Reaper Destroyer creator, Joe M Sonntag is one half of the tag team, Ah't n' Stuff with fellow artist Sean Ahrendt, although he has had many outings as a solo act. His record is unique in that it was reset following a victory in the King o'dat Thing Redemption Match, which granted the winner a clean record with zero losses. His fighting style has been described as slow, powerful and intimidating... One should, in fact, fear the reaper. Record: Matches:
Entrance Track: "Reap, Destroy, Repeat." by Six AM Comics |
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JOHN DILLARD
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Bio: The Buckler creator John Dillard made his first appearance in the CGWF during the 30-Man Royal Rumble on September 25th, 2021. While he held his own for a while, taking out legends such as Jon Malin and both Gentlemen Scoundrels (Von Klaus and Eric Weathers), he was finally removed from the ring by Breaking Rad's Mutt Man. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Bucklah' Bust" by Six AM Comics |
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JON MALIN
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Bio: It wouldn't be the CGWF without an OG CGer such as legend, Jon Malin. When he isn't cranking out iconic graphic novels, he's chugging Wolf Milk (wolf's origins unknown - theorized to be female, but we're a judgement-free zone if not) and hunting deer with his bare-hands in preparation for his matches in the CGWF arenas. Record: 6 wins, 8 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Wolf Milk" by Six AM Comics |
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KARL O'ROWE
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Bio: The Irish space viking known as Karl O'Rowe is more myth than man these days, but legend has it that he was so vicious a warrior, that he was ordered to be the first man to enter the ring at CG Royal Rumble simply to give the other 29 wrastlers a fighting chance in the main event. Much like the front line of battle, the theory is that those who enter the ring earlier are less likely to make it to the end. In O'Rowe's case, this proved true... Although most credit his loss as a result of rusted armor due to his proximity to the mysteriously moist Narwhal. While he has not been seen since his failure at the Rumble, the legend goes that if his graphic novel, Deathsworn is ever fulfilled, he will be summoned back to our world and lay waste to the CGWF. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "There Can Be Only Rowe" by Six AM Comics |
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KELSEY SHANNON
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Bio: It's unclear whether Kelsey Shannon plans to attend to the matches he's scheduled for, or if he just happens to stumble into the ring at the right time and place by some cosmic coincidence. Whatever the reason, we're grateful he shows up at all because he always puts on a memorable performance... intentional or not. Record: 1 win, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Where's Kelsey?" by Six AM Comics |
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KOREY BARTON
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Bio: Korey Barton is the muscle of the Australian tag team THE BARTON BROTHERS. While he prefers to work alongside his brother in the ring, he did show a great deal of promise in the CG Royalest Rumble... At least until his brother entered the ring and they began quarelling with each other, only to be quickly eliminated. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Descendants of Madness" by Six AM Comics |
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KYLE RITTER
MEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: "The Deaf Colorist" Kyle Ritter is one of the more physically imposing figures in the CGWF. Having no need for entrance music, the arena simply goes silent when he makes his entrance and all you can hear is the beating heartbeat of his target in the ring. Despite the silent, physical intimidation, many would compare Ritter's performance in the ring to that of a Peacock, dazzling the crowd with his flashy attire and an acrobatic nimbleness that is both a spectacle and a blatant defiance of both physics and gravity. He is almost always accompanied by Ethan Van Sciver, who prefers to keep tabs on Ritter and make sure that as soon as he's finished wrastling, he returns immediately to the studio to finish coloring his line art. Record: 2 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: Not Available |
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LEANDRO ALGARIN
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Bio: Leandro Algarin belongs to the school of traditional wrestling with a hint of Latin flair. He's had an uphill battle in the CGWF, for a time being banned from the organization by owner Vince McSix, only to make his debut as an enemy of the man who got him there in the first place, Mark Poulton. Eventually he found redemption after he rescued Poulton from certain death at the hands of the Death Match Ministry, although McSix is still iffy about his presence in the federation... Record (Solo): 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The Guy" by Six AM Comics |
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LEANORE
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Bio: "Lost" Leanore is generally known for her late night Twitch streams and her talent as an artist, but when she's not slapping dummies around on Twitter, she's slapping women around in the ring! Wrong as that sounds, that's what she does and she does it well - And the CGWF fandom loves her for it. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Lost" by Six AM Comics |
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LORD CRACKHEAD
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Bio: Perhaps one of the most bizarre entries in the CGWF roster is the enigmatic Lord Crackhead. It's unclear if he's a member of the Crack Pack, or if he just happens to love actual crack. Probably the latter, but the crowd still loves him. He began his career as a manager to OC Steve before going solo in a falls-count-anywhere match against Commie Mark, only to join forces yet again with OC Steve as the Tag Team "Mayhem". It's rumored that he exited the CGWF not because he kept losing, but because the payments for a loss don't amount to a sufficient crack-fund. However, a brand new methadone clinic did open up a few blocks away from the Primetime arena, so he'll probably be back. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Crack Wizard" by Six AM Comics |
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LUKE AGLIETTA
DEATH MATCH KING |
Bio: Luke Aglietta, AKA the Death Metal Hero, has certainly made his presence known in the CGWF. He made his first appearance in a backstage brawl against Australian Wrastler Rob Arnold, where Luke proceeded to murder Rob by crushing his skull against the floor. While the CGWF deems very few things illegal (despite what the law says), the match itself has come under controversy due to the fact that A.) Rob was not notified of a match, and B.) Despite the match itself being labelled a "Backstage Brawl", Mark Poulton kept referring to it as a 'Death Match' during his commentary. Nevertheless, this began a dark trend of "Death Matches" in the organization which led to Aglietta being crowned the Death Match King, giving him control of the zombified souls of any opponent he slays in the ring. Record: 2 wins, 0 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "First Soul Down" by Six AM Comics |
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MACHO DAN
February 15th, 2022 |
Bio: Don't let illegitimate Hall-of-Famer Macho Dan's happy-go-lucky personality deceive you, nothing pleases him more than getting down and dirty in the squared circle. Bringing his cyclist physique to an industry dominated by dad bods, Macho is a force to be reckoned with in the ring and should never be underestimated... But feel free to underestimate his upper body strength - it's all in the legs for bicycle fanatic like Macho. While Macho has enjoyed a less-than-average solo career in the ring, he prefers teaming up with Team Clean partner Mutt Man in the tag team division. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Breaking Rad" by Six AM Comics |
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MANDY SUMMERS
WOMEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: Who doesn't know and love the darling of the CGWF, Mandy Summers? Known for her enticing promos and ferocity in the ring, Mandy put the CGWF on the map during her feud with Celina Hernandez during Wrastlemania. The rivalry ended when she claimed the title and brought the crowd to tears with an amazing display of sportsmanship towards Celina, squashing the beef. Mandy also shocked the world when she became the first female in the CGWF to claim a life in a Death Match. She celebrated that evening by making over $80k on her GemShock Issue #1 campaign. Record: 5 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Dance Off" by Six AM Comics |
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MARK POULTON
March 01st, 2022
MEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: What can be said about the voice of the CGWF? A man with too many titles to list... But let's list them anyway. The Moral Compass, The Belt Collector, Former Death Match King, Mark Swoulton, The Fulfillment King, but we mostly know the man as Mark "Primetime" Poulton. The voice of the CGWF, Poulton is most known for his ringside commentary which he frequently shares with fellow Le Pod God, Cowboy Phil McNulty. His presence became so popular that he was given his own division in the organization, CG Primetime (complete with his own NJ based arena). Always striving to be more, Poulton has gone through many transformations over the organization's brief history, including a vicious heel turn during MidSummer's Slam 22' in which he temporarily claimed the title of Death Match King before shocking the world as he became the Men's Champion following a 6-man Elimination Chamber match against Kyle Ritter, Ink Spots, Commie Mark, Patrick Thomas Parnell and Michael Bancroft. Record (solo): 4 wins, 7 losses Matches:
** - Exhibition match, not officially on the record. Entrance Track: "Primetime Poulton" by Michael Burton |
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MATT WENGER
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Bio: Wenger was first seen in the CGWF accompanying Preston Asevedo to the ring at CG Royal Rumble and has yet to make an appearance since. Rumor has it he's lurking in the audience at every event, just waiting to make his move... Record: 0 wins, 0 losses Matches: * - As manager only. Entrance Track: Not Available |
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MICHAEL BANCROFT
MEN'S CHAMPION 
INTERNATIONAL MEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: Michael Bancroft, AKA the Big Bogan, is what some would consider a legend in the CGWF. Not only is he the sharpest dressed man in the organization, he is also the first wrastler to win the Men's Title and successfully defend it. Although he would soon lose the belt to Kyle Ritter during King o'dat Thing, it is said that he received a heartfelt standing ovation as he exited the arena and returned home to the sound of Taps being played on a Didgeridoo. Record: 5 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The Bogan" by Six AM Comics |
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MICHAEL ODEN
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Bio: Michael Oden made waves when he challenged Eric Weathers to a match after calling his "Battle Brick Road" campaign 'just another garbage Wizard of Oz remake'. To grab the attention of CGWF owner Vince McSix, he started a hashtag, #ODENHATESERIC... When that failed, he resorted to bribing McSix to host a grudge match for the seemingly one-sided creator beef. Ultimately, Eric won, and now Oden cries himself to sleep at night while reading his copy of Eric's graphic novel... Which he now acknowledges is pretty good, and probably wasn't worth getting humiliated in the squared arena over. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "#ODENHATESERIC" by Six AM Comics |
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MIKE BARON
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Bio: One word of advice: If you find yourself on Mike Baron's lawn... Get off his lawn. Though, for Mike Baron, the squared circle IS his lawn, and few have walked away from it in-tact. We here at the CGWF took a bit of criticism over letting a man of his age join the federation and wrastle young bucks like Erik Hodson, but we were ultimately vindicated when the world witnessed the ferocity of this Private American. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Golden Aged" by Six AM Comics |
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MIKE MCMAHON
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Bio: Not quite Mark Poulton's right-hand man, but an obvious contender for the left hand. USAssassin illustrator, Mike McMahon, is a man of honor, beholden to the old ways of ninja tradition - despite his obvious Irish roots. A member of the Primetime 6 (although that number varies from week to week), Mike prefers to spend his time meditating in his Illinois Dojo rather than enjoying the limelight that comes with being a CGWF superstar. Record (Solo): 2 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "US McSassin'" by Six AM Comics |
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MIKE MURPHY
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Bio: For over a year, Celina Hernandez's significant other, Mike Murphy, had been patiently waiting to join his main squeeze in the greatest wrastling league in the independent comic circuit. His patience paid off and he was finally allowed to unleash his fury upon the organization. Making his debut in the CG Royalest Rumble, he was welcomed to the arena with thunderous applause from an audience filled with love for the former champ, Celina Hernandez. Mike was so deeply moved that he didn't see Donal Delay charging at him from the other side of the ring before sending him over the rope. Next time, Murphy. Next time. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "The Gods Fear Me" by Six AM Comics |
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MUTT MAN
February 15th, 2022 |
Bio: Illegitimate Hall-of-Famer Mutt-Man is one of Vince McSix's right hand goons. When he's not reporting on the audience from his plexiglass port-a-potty above the Jumbotron, he's getting bloody in the ring with that ol' Tennessee wild style. While Muttington has enjoyed outings as a solo artist, he prefers to wrastle as a member of the morally superior tag team duo known as TEAM CLEAN with fellow goon Macho Dan. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Breaking Rad" by Six AM Comics |
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NARWHAL
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Bio: Known to some as the Soy Zorro, Narwhal is a man who defies all cultural norms - perhaps a result of living in Seattle just a little too long. Besides being the only Wrastler in the CGWF who actually fights topless, Narhwal is most known for his off-putting promotional smack talk and dowsing himself in soy milk before each match to quote "make himself more slippery". Record: 1 win, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Soy Boy Flow" by Six AM Comics |
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NERD WONDER
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Bio: Nerd Wonder is beloved amongst many CG fans, so beloved that she was gladly welcomed into the CGWF after personally assuring Vince McSix that she would break records... Which she made good on after breaking the record for the fastest loss by pinfall against the Fang Gang. She did however receive a standing ovation that night, although the majority of fans standing were booing as she was carried away on a stretcher. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Progress" by Six AM Comics |
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O.C. STEVE
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Bio: OC Steve is a man who literally talked his way into a CGWF contract. He would tactically spam Vince McSix's twitter replies with smack-talk while simultaneously love-bombing Mark Poulton with flattery from within his livestream chats... A method which wore McSix down to the point of exhaustion, finally granting OC Steve his day in the ring at Mark Poulton's request. Jimmy Hart may be the Mouth of the South, but OC Steve is without a doubt, the Pest of the West... And we all love him for it. Well, some of us do at least. Record (Solo): 1 win, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Le Pod Gods" by Michael Burton |
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"THE OUTLAW" PATRICK MCNULTY
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Bio: Patrick McNulty is the evil twin of Phil McNulty. He was first revealed following a series of schemes and scams created by Vince McSix to divide the Primetime 6 and prevent them from becoming a prominent force in the CGWF. Patrick would frequently pose as Phil for photo ops and interviews, making it look as though Poulton's Le Pod God brother-in-arms was going behind his back and joining forces with McSix and the Breaking Rad crew. Although he was found out, you never know when this malicious doppelgänger will pop up again to cause trouble... Record: 0 wins, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: Not Available |
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PATRICK THOMAS PARNELL
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Bio: There's only 3 things Hands of Stone Parnell loves in this world: Comics, action figures and WRASTLIN'! ... Also his wife, Whitney Parnell (legally, we're obligated to clarify this. So, I guess 4 things). Despite his wild claims that the CGWF exists as a video game, he has risen to become a rising star in the federation as he impresses audiences with his heavy hits and rock star fashion sense. If the CGWF were in fact a video game, it's an unbalanced game at best so long as this beast is in the roster. Record: 3 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Hands of Stone" by Six AM Comics |
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PETER GILMORE
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Bio: Peter Gilmore is what you'd get if Guy Richie wrote a movie about a guy who makes comics. Lock Stock & One Smoking Gilmore as we like to call him... Okay, we've never called him that, but it works. This rough & tough illustrator from the UK gained prominence through his work with Mandy Summers on books such as Wart the Wizard, but achieved greatness with the graphic novel Jack the Ripper: Vampire Hunter. But don't be deceived by the smoothness and grace of his artwork, this man will turn you to dust if you're unlucky enough to find yourself in a squared circle with him. Record: 1 win, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "The Prince of Denmark's March" covered by Six AM Comics |
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PETER SIMETI
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Bio: The face of Alterna Comics is no stranger to confrontation. After years of taking a beating from the childish antics of the mainstream comics world, Simeti decided it was time to let off some steam in the CGWF. Sporting a Timey Tim on his signature red hoodie, the mascot serves as a reminder to his opponents that their time is up should they choose to lock up with the king of the indie scene. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Pomp & Circumeti" - "Pomp & Circumstance" cover by Six AM Comics |
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"Cowboy" Phil McNulty
March 01st, 2022 |
Bio: For fans of the CGWF, Phil McNulty is no stranger. Serving as ringside commentator alongside Le Pod God partner and the voice of the CGWF, Mark Poulton, Phil as helped to solidify the Comicsgate Wrastlin Federation as dominant force in the world of Pro Wrestling. Making his commentator debut during the Malin/Davis Wrastlemania Cage Match, McNulty proved he's more than eye candy on the Le Pod Gods and single handedly convinced Vince McSix to form the CG Primetime division for the Le Pod Gods... A decision he would later regret as the two CGWF factions have been in a cold war rivalry ever since the King o'dat Thing tournament... Beyond his work as a commentator, McNulty has also shown to have a promising career IN the ring, being one half of the Le Pod Gods tag team with Mark Poulton, and sporting an impressive solo outing as well. Record (Solo): 1 win, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Le Pod God |
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PHILL DIAZ
August 30th, 2022 |
Bio: Phillip Diaz is one half of the most popular attraction in the CGWF, the longest title holding Tag Team duo, THE DIAZ BROTHERS. While Brandon is generally considered the muscle of the group, Phill is most notible for his high-flying acrobatics and confident demeanor in the ring. Following their loss at the hands of the Gentlemen Scoundrel, Phill and Brandon attempted a solo outing in the 30 Man Rumble, only to result in a swift elimination for the both of them as a result of good old fashioned brotherly competitiveness. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Mulletov Cocktail" by Six AM Comics |
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PIPER
WOMEN'S CHAMPION |
Bio: Part wolf, part mama', all However, like previous title holders, she too succumbed to the Hot Potato Curse of the women's belt at the Diaz Brothers Beach Night when Irene Strychalski pinned her for the title. But in true wolf fashion, she licked her wounds and found new life as a tag team partner to Ali Sanguis, forming the Fang Gang and breaking both bones and records in their debut match. Record (solo): 1 win, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Wolf Mother" by Six AM Comics |
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PRESTON ASEVEDO
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Bio: This rockabilly is one of the toughest cowboys in the CGWF (no disrespect to Phil McNulty), and dare I say, one of the finest artists in Comicsgate. Being a man of high-demand, he doesn't get around to wrastlin' very often, but when he does, much like his day job, it's a work of art. Record (Solo): 2 wins, 0 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Rockabilly Roadtrippin'" by Six AM Comics |
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ROB ARNOLD
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Bio: As if the CGWF doesn't have enough Australians already! Meet Rob Arnold, creator of the very popular indie series Replicator. His tale is a tragic one, making his debut in the CGWF not in the ring, but in an illegal backstage deathmatch - the first deathmatch in fact - and being the first unfortunate soul to be claimed by Luke Aglietta. Rob would later be reanimated (not quite "Replicated", but close enough!) as a zombie, and made his undead debut during MidSummer's Slam 22' competing with other zombies for a chance to reclaim his soul... He lost that match too, but rumor has it various zombies are being granted their souls back temporarily to compete in our main events - After all, we do try to run a family-friendly business! Record: 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Replicate This" by Six AM Comics |
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ROB WILLIS
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Bio: When he's not working hard on Shinobi Sasquatch, Rob Willis is at the gym training and fine-tuning his wrastling physique... So as you can imagine, he's at the gym quite a bit. Which is fine with us here at the CGWF, because we need a little sex appeal for the fans, and Willis Who is always in demand! ... But seriously, stop asking him to wrestle, he needs to get his book done. Record: 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Taking My Time" by Six AM Comics |
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SEAN AHRENDT
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Bio: If we had a nickel for every time Mark Poulton snuck one of his friends into the roster, we'd have at least... 3 to 4 nickels. In the case of Sean Ahrendt, it was 5 cents well spent as this dazzling diabetic has proven to be one of the most intense wraslers in the CGWF. Sean is a member of the Primetime 6 and occasionally pairs up with Ah't n' Stuff partner Joe M Sonntag when he feels like mixing it up with the tag team division or building hype for his future campaign Type One. Record: 2 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Type 1 Beatdown" by Six AM Comics |
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SHAE THE RED
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Bio: Shae the Red is a staple of the CGWF women's division. Her attire and physique strike fear into the other women. Generally Shae has only appeared in free-for-all matches, as few women are willing to sign off on a one-on-one encounter with the Valkyrie... The only two women to have faced her alone in the ring are Carla Tornielli and Celina Hernandez... Since then, Carla has remained MIA. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "My Mother Told Me" covered by Six AM Comics |
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SHANE DAVIS
KING O'DAT THING |
Bio: For a time he was known as King Davis, the first CGWF King o'dat Thing - a crown he earned upon defeating his fellow "CG Kings" in an 8-man Battle Royale during CG Wrastlemania. Unfortunately, his demise during the CG MidSummer's Slam Death Match corrupted the crown and created a new title, The Death Match King, to whom Shane Davis remains in servitude to. However, being a souless minion has not robbed him of his flamboyant fighting style, double-oar crotch decor, or his ability to crowdfund the heck out of a comic. Record: 2 wins, 5 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Gold Chains" by Six AM Comics |
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SIERRA WHISKEY
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Bio: Sierra Whiskey is a master of making other wrastlers not really want to wrastle so much. His confidence in the ring only serves to make things even more uncomfortable, as he frequently locks up with his opponents without any real game plan other than to 'not let go'. Regardless of his bizarre wrastling style, the crowds seem to enjoy his antics... Although, an NDA is required before any backstage passes are purchased to meet him. Record: 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Fur(r)ious" by Six AM Comics |
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SIM POTHIER
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Bio: The Canadian spaceman, Sim Pothier, is instantly recognizable in the ring, given that his entire left arm is a bright teal WEAPON. He's gotten away with it by claiming it helps with his crippling carpal tunnel (brought on by endless hours illustrating Tales from the NATverse)... Although, we're fairly certain he's a righty. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "SIMulation" by Six AM Comics |
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SIX AM COMICS
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Bio: Six AM Comics, better known as Vince "The Dad Bod" McSix, is the diabolical owner of the CGWF. While he doesn't spend much time inside the ring, he has a hand in every match... Sometimes two hands if the money is right. Six prefers to remain in Fort Worth and run operations from the Breaking Rad arena alongside fellow goons Mutt-Man, Macho Dan, and Cal Jameson. However, he does allow Mark Poutlon to run his NJ-based arena as he sees fit... Only occasionally interceding with a shenanigan or two. Record: 1 win, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Stay Relevant" by Six AM Comics |
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STATISTICAL ZERO
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Bio: Statistical Zero, known to his friends as simply Stat, is a man dressed as a bird. That's literally all there is to say about it. Record: 0 wins, 4 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Bird Brained" by Six AM Comics |
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STEVE DYE
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Bio: Magazine designer Steve Dye was once referred to as the 'Tazmanian Devil' by Macho Dan upon watching his entrance into the ring - and while the reference was a call to his disheveled appearance, it's likely he tore through the entire catering service backstage in a tornado-like munchie-induced frenzy before being summoned to the squared circle that evening. When Steve is finished fulfilling the second issue of Rock!t Magazine, he and Fragaboom should seriously consider a Cheech & Chong themed tag team down the road... Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Dye with Honor" by Six AM Comics |
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TUG
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Bio: That Umbrella Guy, more commonly referred to as TUG, is a Lovecraftian nightmare come to life. Towering above all other wrestlers, he made his name known in the very first CG Royal Rumble as one of the 2 remaining men in the ring. While Michael Bancroft ultimately walked away with the victory, those of us who were there know he did not walk away with a clean pair of underwear. When TUG isn't walking laxative in the ring, he spends his time making BANK off of Johnny Depp drama on YouTube and writing comics with his daughter LUG (Littlest Umbrella Girl). Record (Solo): 1 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Bye there..." by Six AM Comics |
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VINNIE TARTAMELLA
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Bio: The original fulfillment king, Vinnie T, first entered the scene during CG Royal Rumble when he and Preston Asevedo locked horns over a drunken mishap involving spaghetti sauce and Vinnie's favorite shirt. While Preston walked away the victor, Vinnie seemingly got over the incident rather quickly after a trip to Olive Garden for a glass of their Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Fulfillment Don" by Six AM Comics |
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VON KLAUS
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Bio: Von Klaus makes up on half of the tag team duo GENTLEMEN SCOUNDRELS. He prefers to remain in the tag team division, although his debut appearance was as a solo act in the very first CG Royal Rumble... Where he teamed up with future tag team partner, Eric Weathers, to remove Narwhal from the ring. Outside of wrastling, Von is the creator of two of the most popular CG properties, Monster MD and the upcoming Terror in the Trenches. Record (Solo): 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "I'd Read Me..." by Six AM Comics |
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WHITNEY PARNELL
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Bio: Patrick Thomas Parnell's main squeeze Whitney Parnell arrived on the scene during CG MidSummer's Slam where she defended her man's honor against fellow CG wife, Yanzi Lin. Despite 4 other top notch matches with prominent CG superstars, it was Whitney who left the biggest impression on the audience with many predicting she'd be next in line for a title shot. Between her high energy and (like her man) rockstar appearance, Whitney is proving to be a rising star in the CGWF and thus far guarantees to put on a show worth the price of admission. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Hands of Stone" by Six AM Comics |
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WYATT HOLLIDAY
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Bio: Wyatt Holliday is the creator of indie classics such as Ardanna, Rocket Gal and most notably Eternal Armor (which he fashioned his in-ring attire after). His style in the ring is as sporadic and unpredictable as his choice in projects, switching between styles on a whim and making it look effortless. If you're watching a Wyatt Holliday match, you never know what you're going to get. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Eternally Armored" by Six AM Comics |
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XEVIUSS
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Bio: Yet another Canadian on the roster! What gives?? Professional illustrator Xeviuss (Sins of the Fae) is a man who has accomplished all that he needs to accomplish in life... Which makes him a dangerous man to find yourself in the ring with, because he doesn't NEED to be there, he WANTS to be there. Whether winning or losing, if there's one thing that can be said of Xeviuss's wrastling career, it's that he handles himself as he does with any project he's on - with style. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "A Slow Recovery" by Six AM Comics |
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YA BOI ZACK
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Bio: Ya Boi Zack (Comics Matter), despite his infamy as the godfather of Comicsgate, has preferred to stay out of the limelight in the CGWF, instead opting to be one-half of the tag team YA SWEET BOIS with Clint Stoker. However, this hasn't prevented him from making the occasional solo appearance in the ring. Most notably the 30-Man Rumble at the very first CG Royal Rumble in 2021. While he has proven to be a formidable foe in the ring, to this day he still sits and thinks about his choice to be a part of the CGWF and frequently concludes that "it was a bad idea". Record (Solo): 0 wins, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Hi, Everyone." by Six AM Comics |
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YAN
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Bio: Yan the Yansplainer is the husband of fellow CGUKer Charlie's London, but he's managed to make a name all for himself with his debut appearance in the CGUK Battle of the Brits, where he went toe-to-toe with heavy contenders such as Chubb, Peter Gilmore, and Commie Mark. Although he did not emerge as the victor that evening, he earned his respect within the CGWF and we expect him to have an impressive career moving forward. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Yansplainer" by Six AM Comics |
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YANZI LIN
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Bio: Yanzi Lin, the wife of former King, Shane Davis, made her debut at MidSummer's Slam as she attempted to defend her undead husband's honor against fellow newcomer, Whitney Parnell. It was one of the closest back and forth matches the CGWF had witnessed to-date, and although she failed to defend her man at MidSummer's Slam, her own honor was given a boost among fans. Many were impressed by her nimbleness and (Starlight) catlike reflexes, which combined with her relentless and unapologetic aggression in the ring left the audience begging for more Yanzi in future events. I think we can arrange that. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Gold Chains" by Six AM Comics |
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AH'T N' STUFF
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Bio: The combined forces of Sean Ahrendt and Joe M Sonntag, known as AH'T N' STUFF, have had a rocky history in the CGWF. Before they could debut as a tag team, Vince McSix thought it'd be funnier if they were instead pitted against each other for their first outing - mainly just to mess with Mark Poulton as they were both once members of the Primetime 6. They finally united in the ring during the King o'dat Thing Redemption match, where they earned a clean slate for Joe M Sonntag's rocky record. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Drop the Axe" by Mine Enemies Fall |
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THE BARTON BROTHERS
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Bio: Korey Barton and Clayton Barton hail from the land of the dingo and are a villainous pair of creators in Comicsgate. One a writer, one an artist, both a force to be reckoned with! They are most known for their comic, KOZOR: Descent Into Madness. The brothers made their debut during the Diaz Brother's first title defense at CG Wrastlemania, where many believe they actually defeated the Diaz Bros, but were denied victory due to a slow 3 count by the referee. Record: 1 win, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Descendants of Madness" by Six AM Comics |
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BEST FRIENDS
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Bio: As the number of candles on Mark Poulton's birthday cakes increased, so did his paranoia. Specifically his fear that Phil McNulty's absence from Le Pod Gods equated to the probability of his betrayal. In an act of self-fulfilling prophecy (they don't call him the fulfillment king for nothing!), Poulton organized a PT6-Exclusive tag team tournament to celebrate his 50th birthday - only Poulton didn't show up as a member of the Le Pod Gods, he arrived as one half of newly formed Muscle Mountain with Chris Graves. As Phil arrived at the arena, how found himself paired up with Best Friends Show co-host, Sean Ahrendt. Poulton made sure to let Phil know he wasn't waiting around any longer for their Tag Team glory to unveil, and with the combined muscle mass of himself and Chris Graves, former best friend found himself down for the count. 3 counts to be exact. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Type 1 Beatdown" by Six AM Comics |
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C.V.S.
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Bio: C.V.S. (Cecil Van Sciver) was a short-lived duo which debuted during King o'dat Thing. Having both failed to make their mark in the CGWF (despite their legendary status among Comicsgate), Ethan Van Sciver and Cecil attempted to unite as a power duo with the intention of dominating the Tag Team division. Little did they realize they'd be placed in a ring with future Tag Team champions The Gentlemen Scoundrels... Shortly thereafter, EVS and Cecil abandoned their partnership to once again fly solo. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Turquoise C-Jeep" by Six AM Comics |
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THE CRACK PACK
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Bio: Led by the eccentric (and quite possibly homeless) DWagg, the Crack Pack (Dwagg, Mr. Goodstuff & Steve Worster) is a tag team which made waves during the CG King o'dat Thing tournament, where their unpredictable and undefeated style of wrastling earned them a shot at the title, where they nearly claimed the Tag Team Championship from the Diaz Bros (some speculate the referee, Vince McSix's brother Brian McSix, may have contributed to the loss due to his infamous slow count). Nevertheless, DWagg solidified himself as a fan favorite due to his wild promotional videos. Record: 2 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "On a List" by Six AM Comics |
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THE DEADWOOD DEVILS
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Bio: Deadwood Dale and Literature Devil have lurked in the shadows since the very first CGWF event. They finally entered the ring during King o’dat Thing, only to be met with defeat... However, it is rumored they found another way to remain relevant within the organization by raising the Death Match Ministry from the dead to serve whoever claimed the crown of the Death Match King. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Phantom of the Om Nom" by Six AM Comics |
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THE DIAZ BROTHERS
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS |
Bio: Phillip and Brandon Diaz are nothing short of icons in the CGWF and have the record for the longest title holders, having held the CGWF Tag Team Title for 338 days. They made their debut appearance against the Oddities during CG Royal Rumble and dazzled the crowd with their signature tag team move, "Two Brothers, One Magic Cup". Their promos have become a staple of CGWF events and are almost as beloved as their comic books. After their upset loss against the Gentlemen Scoundrels at CG MidSummer's Slam 22', they were honored with an induction in to the CGWF Hall-of-Fame, alongside illegitimate Hall-of-Famers Mark Poulton, Phil McNulty, Mutt Man and Macho Dan. Record: 5 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Mulletov Cocktail" by Six AM Comics |
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DOUBLE IMPACT
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Bio: Gabe Eltaeb & Shanth Enjeti are an ALL AMERICAN DUO. While Gabe "The American Way" Eltaeb made his debut as a solo act during King o'dat Thing, he would later emerge in his final form during MidSummer's Slam as one-half of the popular duo, DOUBLE IMPACT, now teamed up with CGWF rookie, Shanth Enjeti. Both have enjoyed success outside of the ring, Enjeti funding 3 successful art campaigns, and Eltaeb not only successfully funding Truth Justice America Way, but also being the colorist on the most successful indie crowdfunded comic of all time, Eric July's Isom. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "American Way" by Six AM Comics |
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FANG GANG
FASTEST 3-COUNT |
Bio: As if Ali Sanguis and Piper weren't intimidating enough in their own right, these two savage females have united to form a terrifying duo known as the Fang Gang. One part wolf, one part vampire, these deadly women made their tag team debut during the final night of the MidSummer's Slam against newly formed duo Charlie's London and newcomer Nerd Wonder. Not only did they crush their opponents with ease, they also set a new record for the fastest 3-Count in the CGWF at 2 minutes 34 seconds. Record: 2 wins, 0 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Wolf Mother" by Six AM Comics |
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GENTLEMEN SCOUNDRELS
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS |
Bio: Eric Weathers and Von Klaus are anything but mere creators in Comicsgate, they are legends. One half gentlemen, one half scoundrel, though it remains unclear who claims which persona as they are both anything but gentlemen in the ring. Both Eric and Von made their first appearance as competitors in the CG Royal Rumble, and were in fact the first two wrastlers to work together during the 30-man event, combining their strength to remove Narwhal from the ring. Since then, they have united as a Tag Team to take down not only the combined forces of Cecil & Ethan Van Sciver (C.V.S.), but eventually became the first duo to take down the 3x undefeated Tag Team Champions, the Diaz Brothers, claiming the title at the CG MidSummer's Slam main event in what is considered the greatest upset in CGWF history. Record (as the Gentlemen Scoundrels): 2 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "I'd Read Me..." by Six AM Comics |
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THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE MONKEY
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Bio: The Good, The Bad & The Monkey were the first team to enter the ring in the Trios Tag Team division at CG Royalest Rumble. Comprised of Preston Asevedo (The Questionably Good), Literature Devil (The Bad), and Brian Christgau (The Monkey), these 3 wrastlers have become infamous for their reckless in-ring antics which are not limited to unhealthy inebriation, spitting venom and seemingly giving little to no regard to who is or isn't in the ring. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Rockabilly Roadtrippin'" by Six AM Comics |
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THE HARDLINERS
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Bio: When it comes to CGWF achievements, the Diaz Brothers have attained it all; 4-time Tag Team champions and the longest running title run in the history of the organization... But it was not enough. Phill and Brandon caught wind of a Trios Tag Title coming down the line and quickly united with their unofficial big brother and HARDLINE co-host, Joe Ball, to form THE HARDLINERS. Straying from their traditional white and pink suits, they've become the heel to their own baby faces with jet blank outfits and neon green accents. These ain't your mama's Diaz Brothers, these are the HARDLINERS! Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Higher Octane" by Vans in Japan |
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LE POD GODS
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Bio: If you follow the CGWF, you're no stranger to the Primetime channel's hometown tag team, the Le Pod Gods. While Mark Poulton and Phil McNulty have impressive solo careers of their own, they've yet to hit their stride as a tag team - their one and only outing together resulting in a loss to the up and coming Crack Pack... Although it did result in some great footage for their channel. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Le Pod Gods" by Michael Burton |
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LPG DOJO
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Bio: Given the Le Pod Gods weren't making much of an impression in the tag team division, Mark and Phil decided to outsource their presence in the division instead. They ultimately decided to train their two most loyal fanboys, Leandro Algarin and OC Steve, to carry the mantle as the "LPG Dojo". While they've had an impressive start, only time will tell how long Mark and Phil will tolerate their pupils having a better record in the tag team division than themselves. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "Le Pod Gods" by Michael Burton |
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MAYHEM
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Bio: OC Steve and Lord Crackhead, better known as Mayhem was one of many tag team duos destined to break up after a failed debut. It wasn't too far fetched to see the cohosts of Monday Night Mayhem join forces in the CGWF; Both had suffered losses as first-time solo acts, and the prospect of being in the ring against one of the unluckiest men in the CGWF (Joe M Sonntag), was almost too good an opportunity to pass up. What OC Steve and Lord Crackhead hadn't counted on was the physical domination of a man like Sonntag when united with the likes of Sean Ahrendt. Following the defeat, OC Steve went on to grift his way into a position with Mark Poulton's LPG Dojo, while Lord Crackhead decided to persue a successful career in 'House of the Dragon' commentary. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Crack Wizard" by Six AM Comics |
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MICHIGAN MILITIA
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Bio: Following an embarrassing defeat to his Ah't n' Stuff Ali (Sean Ahrendt), Joe M Sonntag embarked on a new adventure on his road to redemption - a team up with fellow Michigan resident Jon Malin. Feeling a partnership with one of the most feared men in the CGWF would give him the career boost he needed, Sonntag quickly requested a chance to prove himself against another up and coming duo in the federation, PopXP!. Due to the rushed nature of the match, the Michigan Militia had little time to prepare and were quickly dispatched by the combined forces of Billy Tucci and Nile Scala. Malin blamed an unprepared Sonntag for their defeat and immediately disbanded the tag team. Their record was later wiped clean after Sonntag won the Redemption Night match during King o'dat Thing. Record: Matches: Entrance Track: "Wolf Milk" by Six AM Comics |
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MUSCLE MOUNTAIN
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Bio: Growing weary of Cowboy Phil's constant absence and fearing his window may be closing for a shot at the Tag Team Title, Mark Poulton made the only move left on the table and united with his personal trainer, Chris "Big Gravy" Graves to form the buffest duo in CGWF history, Muscle Mountain. They debuted their act during Mark Poulton's 50th Birthday Bash and to make a statement, quickly dispatched of their fellow PT6 members, Phil McNulty and Sean Ahrendt. The victory was bitter sweet, however, as Poulton's very own creation - USAssasschin - soon conquered their muscle-bound master after a grueling 15-minute long match. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "CG Revolution" by Six AM Comics |
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THE ODDITIES
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Bio: Bushwhackers eat your hearts out, here come the Oddities! Indie Dave and Sweens were the very first tag team duo to ever set foot in a CGWF arena, resulting in a defeat so devastating, they took a hiatus from the sport to instead retreat to their bootleg moonshine brewery in the woods and fulfill their book, Oddity. Following their year of solitude, they began sparring with lost drifters until they regained their confidence to return to the CGWF. A true underfrog story. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "My Beets are Radish" by Six AM Comics |
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POPXP!
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Bio: The Feel-Good, All American duo of Nile Scala and Billy Tucci is a fan favorite. It's said that a single high-five between these two can send Eagles into labor and kill a Commie halfway across the globe! Carrying the name of their YouTube channel, PopXP!, these two good friends bring a unqiue blend of boyish innocence, patriotism, and bone-crushing violence to the ring, and regardless of the outcome, they always put on a good show. Record: 1 win, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Feels Real Good" by Six AM Comics |
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PRIMETIME 6
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Bio: The Primetime 6 is a rotating team of wrastlers under the leadership of Mark Poulton. The number varies from 6, to 2, to 3, to 4, to even 0 based on who Mark is getting along with that week, but it's always consistent at one thing... Being a thorn in the side of Vince McSix and his Breaking Rad goons! Members have included: Mark Poulton, Sean Ahrendt, Phil McNulty, Joe M Sonntag, Don Chin, Mike McMahon, Leandro Algarin, and anybody else Mark happens to be best friends with that week. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Primetime Poulton" by Michael Burton |
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RED VALKYRIE
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Bio: By far the most intimidating tag team in the CGWF (men AND women's divisions combined) is the warlike pair vikings known as RED VALKYRIE. Comprised of Shae the Red and Cyborg Valkyrie, these two are more akin to mythological beasts than they are to wrastlers. Early in the CGWF, Shae the Red would engage in battle as a solo act, and although she broke many bones and caused many pants to soil, victory remained just outside of her grasp. And so she summoned her other half from the sky, and like a Norse Voltron, united to claim their first victory (and potentially many more) within the CGWF. May the gods spare you from their wrath. Record: 1 win, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "My Mother Told Me" covered by Six AM Comics |
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SPACE COWBOYS
TRIOS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS |
Bio: The Space Cowboys are the interplanetary answer to the earth cowboys known as The Good, The Bad & The Monkey in the Trios tag team division. Comprised of 3 OG CG pioneers, Sim Pothier, Drew Eash, and Edwin Acevedo, this tag team of 3 made their debut at CG Royalest Rumble and proceeded to achieve the very first victory in the Trios category. Record: 2 wins, 0 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "SIMulation" by Six AM Comics |
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TEAM CLEAN
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Bio: Illegitimate Hall-of-Famers Mutt-Man and Macho Dan are Vince McSix's right-hand men. While originally preferring to remain solo acts, their moral superiority wouldn't allow them to tolerate the rising popularity of the Crack Pack, and thus they formed Team Clean in a self-righteous crusade to fight drugs. Rather than allowing McSix to be their manager (feeling him to be a moral contradiction to the work they were doing), they employed the services of a mysterious puppet named Danny. Obviously they lost, and McSix had Danny 'disappeared' from the CGWF soon after. Record: 0 wins, 2 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "Breaking Rad" by Six AM Comics |
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USASSASSCHIN
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Bio: When Don Chin failed to successfully branch out as a tag team star with the ill-fated "INVAZN" with Peter Simeti, he sought the next best thing to a genuine asian partner... A big white guy dressed as a ninja. AKA Mike McMahon! Like most of his creations that turn against him, Mark Poulton has taken this group under his wing as a branch of the Primetime division... It's just a matter of time, really. Record: 3 wins, 1 loss Matches:
Entrance Track: "5tephNE" by Six AM Comics |
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YA SWEET BOIS
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Bio: While either of these gentlemen have the potential to be a dominant force as a solo act in the CGWF, Ya Boi Zack (Comics Matter) and Clint Stoker (Sweetcast) have decided to unite as a CGWF power duo! While both men gave an impressive performance in the CG Royal Rumble, it wasn't until they made their debut as a tag team during a YouTuber Tornado Tag match that they rose to CGWF stardom, claiming victory against some of the toughest CG YouTubers in the industry. Ask anyone, these two are a match made in 480p Heaven. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Marinecast" by Six AM Comics |
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YELLA UMBRELLA
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Bio: There's few who DON'T know the names of That Umbrella Guy (TUG) and Yellow Flash, but for those that didn't, they'll never forget them after witnessing their performances in the CGWF! Their styles compliment each other better than most tag teams, TUG being a 6'5 powerhouse of a man and Yellow Flash embracing his shorter yet quicker role as a striker. Interesting to note, they're two of the only wrastlers in the CGWF that actually monetize the hate of their opponents post-match, win or lose. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Weeb Warriors" by Six AM Comics |
- GUESTS -
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Bio: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is easily one of the fiestiest women in Congress, but her aggression in DC fails in comparison to her ruthlessness in the squared arena! As her political career continued to shroud itself in controversy, another New Yorker grew weary of her antics and decided it was time to settle the score... Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "USSR Anthem" reluctantly covered by Six AM Comics |
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BEN SHAPIRO
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Bio: Ben Shapiro became tangled up in a bitter feud between Steven Crowder and the Daily Wire in January of 2023. Like many at his company, he too spoke out against Crowder's infamous #StopBigCon movement, but the matter became so unfriendly that simply speaking out about the situation was no longer an effective option. Enter the CGWF! After agreeing to air a number of Shapiro's sponsored ads on the Breaking Rad platform, Vince McSix was granted exclusive rights to air the bitter showdown between these former compadres. The match was a slobberknocker (despite a few sponsored interruptions) and ultimately Crowder stood victorious over a defeated Ben Shapiro. Ben licked his wounds, and then cried himself to sleep that night in a pile of Vince McSix's money. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "If I were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof |
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ERIC JULY
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Bio: Known for a plethora of creative ventures, more recently his record-breaking crowdfunded comic, Isom, Eric July is also known for his short-lived career in the CGWF during the King o'dat Thing main event. It was during this time that he had a brief online spat with fellow creator Peter Simeti, and while the beef was squashed virtually, we here at the CGWF feel no beef is squashed officially until it's squashed via 3 count in the squared arena! After his victory against Simeti, July graciously retired from wrestling with a flawless record. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Gatekeeper" by Six AM Comics |
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HURLEY
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Bio: In a rare occurrence, an actual comic creation was brought to life in the ring. During Mark Poulton's "Hurley's Heroes" launch stream, the closing match featured the title character of the campaign, Hurley. In true underdog fashion, this one-timer was forced to 'de-power' and take on one of the biggest men in the CGWF, Donal Delay. He lost to that big man. He lost badly. But he had a lot of heart. The crowd cheered as he was carried out of the arena on a stretcher... But not because they were moved by his performance, those Jersey crowds just love seeing people get hurt. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "They Call Me a God" by NEFFEX |
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JEREMY (of Geeks + Gamers)
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Bio: Amused by the performance of his good friend Nick Rekeita during CG Royalest Rumble, Jeremy gave a overwhelming shoutout to the CGWF on his stream, COBRACAST IRL... A shoutout which was so greatly appreciated by Vince McSix, that he thanked him in the only way he could... By pitting Jeremy against his good friend Ryan Kinel in the squared arena! While Jeremy put up a good fight against his Friday Night Tights brother-in-arms, he was unable to withstand the stamina and charisma of a true heel, and was sadly 3-counted by a savage Kinel. This will probably be the last time anybody gives the CGWF a proper shoutout. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "Another Videe-ooo" by Six AM Comics |
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LADY LIBERTY
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Bio: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is easily one of the feistiest women in Congress, but her aggression in DC fails in comparison to her ruthlessness in the squared arena! As her political career continued to shroud itself in controversy, another New Yorker grew weary of her antics and decided it was time to settle the score... That New Yorker was none other than the Statue of Liberty herself, LADY LIBERTY! Whether threw magic, 80's technology, or sheer will of the American People, somehow this symbol of rusted freedom manifested herself into the Chamber of Cancellation arena and went toe-to-toe with AOC in one of the most edge-of-your-seat back and forth matches in CGWF history. In the end, freedom reigned as the goddess of Liberty Island 3-counted the congresswoman to the roaring cheers of an all American stadium. Not today, Communism! Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "The Star Spangled Banner" |
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NICK REKIETA
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Bio: Minnesota lawyer Nick Rekieta is known for his expert legal opinions, high tolerance to whiskey, and, of course, a mouth which routinely gets him banned on YouTube. However his connection to Comicsgate is essentially nonexistent outside of being a casual acquaintance with Ethan Van Sciver... Which was enough for Vince McSix to scam him into making an appearance in the CGWF arena at CG Royalest Rumble against The Quartering! After being tricked into accepting a generous amount of FTX stocks as a down payment in exchange for an appearance at the winter event, Rekieta was legally bound to fight Jeremy Hambly (AKA The Quartering) - and fight him he did, dazzling the crowd with his acrobatics and above average stamina. Following his victory over Hambly, the two quickly reconciled and filed a lawsuit against McSix and his organization over the FTX deal. Settlements are pending. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "The Whiskey Drinking Lawyer" by My Room Records |
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THE QUARTERING
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Bio: Jeremy Hambly, AKA The Quartering, is no stranger to the Comicsgate community... And not necessarily in a positive way, having had some very public beefs with prominent CGers such as Ethan Van Sciver and Yellow Flash. However, he, like Nick Rekieta, fell for an incredibly devious scheme by Vince McSix to accept a large amount of FTX stock earlier in the year in exchange for their agreement to wrastle in the ring at CG Royalest Rumble. While the Quartering showed some dominant strength early on in the match, it was the stamina and nimbleness of Nick Rekieta which ultimately saw victory. However, after the match, Hambly decided that rather than wallow in defeat, he might as well make use of his new connection with the internet lawyer and hired him to sue Vince McSix and the entire CGWF for all their worth. Settlements pending. Record: 0 wins, 1 loss Matches: Entrance Track: "The Quartering Outro Music" covered by Six AM Comics |
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RYAN KINEL
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Bio: After Jeremy of Geeks + Gamers earned himself a ticket in the CGWF as a guest wrastler, it was clear he'd need an opponent worthy of his infamy on the web... Enter Friday Night Tights co-panelist Ryan Kinel of RK Outpost! While many assumed the match would be an easily rigged gimmick in favor of the man who brought so many new subs to the CGWF, they were quick to learn that Vince McSix gives no quarter to anybody! Kinel entered the ring like a man possessed, and although Jeremy put up a good fight, he was no match for a ruthless and overly hostile Kinel, and before long succumbed to a devastating 3-count, never to promote the CGWF again... Maybe. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Uplifting Forward" by Jaka Suprana (Spotify) |
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STEVEN CROWDER
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Bio: Steven Crowder made headlines when he engaged in a public spat with the Daily Wire over some shifty contract (sorry, Term Sheet) practices. The beef became so hostile that former 'friend' Ben Shapiro could no longer stand on the sidelines while Crowder destroyed the good name of his company. After some heated back and forth response videos, both Ben and Steven agreed to settle their dispute the only way worth settling it... In the COMICSGATE WRASTLING FEDERATION squared circle! After a brutal match, Crowder emerged victorious and both men went about their business, ending their brief career as CGWF Wrastlers. Record: 1 win, 0 losses Matches: Entrance Track: "Strange Animal" by Gowen |
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TEAM ANTI
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Bio: During Royalest Rumble, the CGWF experienced its first security breach following the demotion of referee Brian McSix to a security guard at the front entrance. Whether by means of bribery or simple incompetence, Brian allowed former CGer Doug TenNaple to sneak into the arena and ambush Ethan Van Sciver as he was making his way to the ring that evening. TenNaple would later return during Wrastlemania 2 with friends Mike S Miller and Tim Lin to interrupt yet another match using the moniker of TEAM ANTI. It is unknown how great their numbers are, but it should be expected that we have not seen the last of this organization. Record: 1 win, 3 losses Matches:
Entrance Track: "My Gate Stays Clean" by Six AM Comics |
CG Royal Rumble 2021
On September 25th, 2021, Breaking Rad hosted the very first CGWF event titled The CG Royal Rumble. It featured over 50 prominent creators in Comicsgate as they put it on the line to establish dominance over their peers.
The headlining match was a 30-man Royal Rumble in which wrastlers would enter the ring every few minutes while attempting to throw each other over the ropes until only one man remained.
| Match | Winner |
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| Prelim - Rob Willis vs. Patrick Thomas Parnell | Patrick Thomas Parnell |
| Prelim - Vinnie Tartamella vs. Preston Asevedo | Preston Asevedo |
| Tag Team Match - The Diaz Bros vs. The Oddities | Diaz Brothers |
| Fatal 8-Way Women's Match | Celina Hernandez |
| 30-Man Royal Rumble | Michael Bancroft |
CG Wrastlemania
The sophomore outing for the CGWF aired on December 4th, 2021. Wrastlemania featured 3 title matches and to-date has been the most viewed stream in the history of the Federation. This was the first time the title belts were introduced, and by default were given to winners from the previous event (CG Royal Rumble) to defend.
Those challenging the Women's and Men's Champions (Celina Hernandez and Michael Bancroft) were selected via two ladder matches which took place during Thanksgiving week. Those winners were Mandy Summers and Narwhal.
| Match | Winner |
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| J.A.C.K. Show 4-Way Table Match | Kelsey Shannon |
| CG Kings 8-Man Battle Royale | Shane Davis |
| Tag Team Title - The Diaz Bros vs. The Barton Bros | Diaz Brothers |
| Women's Title - Celina Hernandez vs. Mandy Summers | Mandy Summers |
| Men's Title - Michael Bancroft vs. Narwhal | Michael Bancroft |
Event Theme:
"King o'dat Thing" by Six AM Comics
CG King o'dat Thing
After Shane Davis defeated the other "CG Kings" at Wrastlemania, he declared himself the one true King of the CGWF (even donning a crown and fancy Adidas-branded cape). In response, a grueling 14-night tournament was held where 16 of CG's fiercest wrastlers battled each other until only one man remained to challenge King Davis for the CG Crown.
During the competition, a rivalry formed between the CGWF's two factions, the Le Pod Gods (Mark Poulton & Phil McNulty) and Breaking Rad (Six AM Comics, Mutt Man, Macho Dan & Cal Jameson).
| Match | Winner |
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| Mystery Match - Eric July vs. Peter Simeti | Eric July |
| Tag Team Title - The Diaz Bros vs. The Crack Pack | Diaz Bros |
| Women's Title - Mandy Summers vs. Piper | Piper |
| Men's Title - Michael Bancroft vs. Kyle Ritter | Kyle Ritter |
| King o'dat Thing - King Davis vs. Ink Spots | King Davis |
Brofessionals BROyal Rumble
At the request of Teen Sensation Billy Tucci & Nile Scala, a special CGWF event was held on the 'PopXP!' channel during their monthly BROFESSIONALS show which features Art Thibert, Andy Smith, Billy Tucci, Graham Nolan, Aaron Lopresti and Fragaboom.
Six AM Comics and Mark Poulton, who were still fueding during the KODT tournament, set aside their differences for one night to join the Brofessionals as they threw kayfabe out the window and hosted their own 6-Man Battle Royale, named the BROyal Rumble.
| Match | Winner |
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| 6-Man Battle Royale | Fragaboom |
CG MidSummer's Slam 22'
Summer time means one thing - hot, sweaty wrastlin' action! While the KODT tournament proved to be a tedious, exhausting task to get through (considered by some the black sheep of the CGWF), MidSummer's Slam aimed to course correct with less fight nights, but more thrilling matches.
2 new lesser titles were introduced (the Primetime Title & the Breaking Rad Title), and an early Death Match saw the rise of a zombified team of dead wrastlers known as the 'Death Match Ministry'. During this time, Mark Poulton made a glorious heel turn as the "Death Match King" in response to the abuse he suffered by Six AM Comics and his Goon Squad during the KODT tournament.
| Match | Winner |
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| Yanzi Lin vs. Whitney Parnell | Whitney Parnell |
| Joe Ball vs. Joe Fulton vs. Joe M Sonntag | Joe Fulton |
| Last Man Standing - Deathmatch Ministry | Dale Keown |
| Tag Team Title - The Diaz Bros vs. Gentlemen Scoundrels | Gentlemen Scoundrels |
| Men's Title - Elimination Chamber Match | Mark Poulton |
Diaz Brothers CG Beach Night
To honor the longest running title holders in the CGWF, The Diaz Brothers, a special event was held in their honor as an intermission during the CG MidSummer's Slam. The Diaz Brothers co-hosted a night of wrastling and even decided the matches which would take place.
The evening saw one title match and 2 special grudge matches, all performed in the sexiest of swimsuit attires! The event was a surprise success and went on to become the 3rd most viewed event in CGWF history.
| Match | Winner |
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| Michael Bancroft vs. Camel Moon | Michael Bancroft |
| Rob Willis vs. Cal Jameson | Cal Jameson |
| Women's Title - Piper vs. Irene Strychalski | Irene Strychalski |
Brofessionals BROyal Rumble 2
The Brofessionals were itching for a rematch after being brutally humiliated by their own Fragaboom at the first BROyal Rumble. They once again reached out to the CGWF, and Vince McSix arranged another night of kayfabe-defiling action for the wrastlin' boomers.
This time the Brofessionals teamed up into 3 groups of 2 to battle each other in a Triple Threat Tornado Tag Match. Aaron Lopresti & Graham Nolan teamed up as the red team, Andy Smith and Art Thibert formed the white team, and Billy Tucci and Fragaboom united as team black.
* This is the only CGWF event to not feature commentary from a member of Le Pod Gods or Breaking Rad.
| Match | Winner |
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| Triple Threat Tornado Tag Match | Art Thibert & Andy Smith |
CG Royalest Rumble
Considered a back-to-basics return to form, the CG Royalest Rumble was the final main event of a very eventful 2022. The event featured a special YouTube 'celebrity' guest match between Nick Rekieta and The Quartering. It also introduced a new division to the CGWF in the Trios Tag Team match.
Seeing as championship titles were already established going into this event, the winners of both the Men and Womens' rumbles earned their shot at the current title holders in the upcoming WRASTLEMANIA II.
| Match | Winner |
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| Prelim - Nick Rekieta vs. The Quartering | Nick Rekieta |
| Prelim - Adam Miller vs. |
Adam Miller |
| Trios Tag - The Good, The Bad & The Monkey vs. Space Cowboys | The Space Cowboys |
| 10-Woman Rumble | Mandy Summers |
| 30-Man Rumble | Joe M Sonntag |
CG Wrastlemania 2
Wrastlemania 2 finally aired on March 21st, 2023 and was preceeded by a Prelim Night that was used to determine which duo would challenge The Gentlemen Scoundrels for the tag team title. In the end, the Diaz Brothers defeated 3 other teams in an 8-Man 2 of 3 match and earned their shot at a rematch.
During the main event, Anti-CG members yet again infiltrated the arena and took the place of Dale Keown, Shane Davis, and Graham Nolan for what was supposed to be a friendly exhibition Hell in a Cell match against Ethan Van Sciver, Jon Malin and Cecil - who would later emerge victorious against the intruders.
By the end of the evening, all 3 titles switched ownership; The Diaz Brothers yet again found themselves the Tag Team Champions, Mandy Summers regained the Women's Title, and Joe M Sonntag (in a surprise victory) achieved a true Cinderella status, going from the unluckiest man in CG to the reigning Men's Champion.
| Match | Winner |
|---|---|
| CG Hell in a Cell Match | EVS / Cecil / Jon Malin |
| Fang Gang vs. Red Valkyrie | Fang Gang |
| Tag Team Title - Gentlemen Scoundrels vs. The Diaz Bros | The Diaz Bros |
| Women's Title - Irene Strychalski vs. Mandy Summers | Mandy Summers |
| Men's Title - Mark Poulton vs. Joe M Sonntag | Joe M Sonntag |
CG CHAMBER OF CANCELLATION
On July 19th, 2023, the CGWF aired its 8th main event, The Chamber of Cancellation. After a series of tournament-style qualifier matches, 5 wrastlers earned their slot in a 6-man Cancellation Chamber match where Joe M Sonntag would be forced to defend his title for the first time since winning it at Wrastlemania 2.
This event saw the introduction of two brand new titles, "The International Men's Title (AKA The Filthy Foreigner Title)" and the "Trios Tag Team Title". Michael Bancroft, Peter Gilmore, and Dale Keown competed in a 3-way match to determine the first Filthy Foreigner Champion, with Michael Bancroft emerging victorious, while previous Trios winners, The Space Cowboys, defeated the Hardliners to become the first Trios Tag champions.
The main event of the evening, The Chamber of Cancellation, would become Joe M Sonntag's 3rd main event victory, seemingly breaking his stream of bad luck permanently and making him the first wrastler in the CGWF to win three straight headliners in a row.
| Match | Winner |
|---|---|
| AOC vs. Lady Liberty | Lady Liberty |
| TUG vs. Lord Crackhead | TUG |
| Men's Trios Tag Title | The Space Cowboys |
| International Men's Title | Michael Bancroft |
| Men's Title - Chamber of Cancellation | Joe M Sonntag |